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August 1999Breaking News Almost as Weird as Reality
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Improving Georgia SAT scores like moving a glacier uphill |
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Hurricane Ellis threatens to swamp unification |
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Democrats slither into Macon to praise own, trash GOP |
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Ellis, Justice propose city-county merger when hell freezes over |
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Publix recalls ground beef due to E. grisamore |
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CDC snuffs out smoking, fatty foods and stupid behavior are next |
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Criminals commit crimes to avoid Georgia heat |
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Ellis' ancestry jeopardizes his party standing |
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McDonald's: PETA loves me, and loves me not |
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Richardson waffles on nonpartisan elections, elevates local ozone levels, aridity and stroke risk |
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Superintendent forum robs Unification Commission of public input |
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NationsBank one more domino in worldwide banking empire |
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Allen seeks world record for party-switching |
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Houston inmate continues hunger strike; pool grows to $2,500 |
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Cracker Barrell chain promotes litracy for the chillen |
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Cleland nonchalant about nude spread in Esquire |
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Gunman has Allison Park residents ducking for cover and crying fowl |
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Houston officials procrastinated due to misunderstanding |
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Struggle over services heats up in Houston |
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Heat death toll now exceeds 2500 |
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Possible UGA toxic spill explains hedges and ugliness of mascot |
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MWA admits stench is not Riverwood plant |
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Write Your Own Macon News Story
These parodies are frequently featured on the NewsTalk940 WMAC morning show with Kenny & Charles.
Visit the AM940 Morning Show web site
To read the "real" news that inspires these stories, read The Macon Telegraph online.
See Ed Grisamore's 9/29/99 column on these parodies.
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